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Describing a Bad Round
Creative Ways To Explain Your Troubles Without Using The Word Crappy.
by Joe THE / DiscLife.com
January 3, 2001
You're playing in a big tournament, and have just had one of your worst rounds of golf ever! As you're making your way back to the registration desk to turn in your scorecard
(or 'gore-card', as I sometimes prefer to call it!!), all of your friends who have already arrived back from their rounds are asking you, "How'd you shoot?" Of course, you could use the same tired descriptions (crappy and shi**y are common for me), but I suggest having a little more fun. After all, this is only a game, so below I have offered some alternative answers for you to use that may get a chuckle from the person asking the question.
Golfer: "How'd you shoot?"
Your answer (pick one…or pick 'em all!!!)
- "Pretty soon my golf game will be on milk cartons….'Have you seen me?'"
- "I couldn't win my grandmother's affection!"
- "There's still time for me take up darts!" (or bowling, or curling, etc.)
- "So this is what it feels like to play for the Bengals!"
- "Maybe I should've inhaled!"
- "I've had better days…
- …watching re-runs of 'Hello, Larry'!"
- …at the proctologist/gynecologist/dentist!"
- …licking toilets clean with my tongue!"
- …catching my girlfriend cheating on me!"
These are just a few snappy answers you can give. If you have some witty remarks
about bad golf rounds that will answer someone's question of "how'd you do," feel free
to send them to me. I'll run the good ones, and I'll give you the credit!
Here's hoping none of your rounds need these suggestions!
Hello!
Like Miss Sally (or Miss Louise, or Miss Mary Ann, or Miss Nancy, depending on the shows YOU saw)
of Romper Room, I'd like to take a moment to say hello to some fellow disc golfers in Eastern Pennsylvania.
So, looking into my Magic Mirror, I'd like to send a shout out to the following people:
Shannon & Cindy, Topher, the recently married Bob & Dana, Dan & Judwah, Scott & Lisa, Andrew & Pam, Andy & Chrissy, Ed, Demon Don, Checkman, Ty and the Parrish family, JGB & Krisin, Dale, Geoff & Vania, Jeff & Tara, the Ott Brothers, the Knapp Brothers, Justin, Chris & The Flying Squirrels DGC, Lebmets, Andy King, John Stash, Prof. Rick, Judgie, Rocco & Linda, TAFKAB, Bob Buttery and the Barking Spiders, Barry, Dave Prue, Jeff Henderson, Paul Fein, JDFlyer, Phil & Amy, and the entire Friends of Sedgley Woods disc golf club.
Roc(k) On!
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